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forget the risk of a cranky maitre d', a beyond-perky waitress, a cuckolded chef and the fella at the next table having a finger lickin' good time with the offal frito misto
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who am I to tell you how to date?
why should you pay attention to me?
well, if you're even remotely interested, here is my tale:
born: in a pub in the urban lasagne that was inner-city melbourne circa 1970
first lesson: how to feed a bar full of drunks
first accident: walking into a gap store in london after being rejected by the british museum (I was an aspiring archaeologist)
first job: peddling denim on high street kensington
second job: opening gap stores in paris
second lesson: being taught to cook seafood by a porn star in france
second accident: cracking my tooth on an olive at a giddy soiree, having the dentist dope me with valium, then getting a phone call asking me to work in asia. of course I said 'yes'!
third job: styling home wares and fashion in hong kong, singapore and tokyo
third lesson: learning to shop asian food markets by trial and error...more error than trial!
third accident: moving to the USA
fourth job: styling up a frenzy for banana republic, thus assisting in the great de-caffeination of american fashion
fourth accident: dating in LA...after dealing with the rubbernecking, the celebrity fellow diners and starving starlets raking leaves around their plates in restaurants, I decided that it would be easier to stay at home and cook instead
fourth lesson: the food of drunks has a universal appeal
I cooked my way around the world and came full circle
I hope to save the rest of the world some of the effort!
please enjoy yourself on my site...